The Concierge sighs: It appears the patron has acquired yet another paddle. One does not inquire as to how. One simply notes the pattern and resigns oneself—
—ANOTHER PADDLE? GOOD. GET TEN. Nobody at this glorious nonsense-factory has EVER regretted one more paddle, friends. Is it a problem? It is a CALLING. Wear the evidence proudly. Ridinkulas!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
